Lala?

Hey guys i found something on the net the other day and i find it quite funny and true. So its about the culture of Malaysia.

Here it is:

But recently, there has been a rising number Chinese girls and boys(of
Secondary school ages) who become 'lala'. Apparently it is a widespread and
rampant condition, similar to the black plague. It is easy to distinguish these
people upon sight... but it is rather challenging to describe them with words
alone. Lala-ism is quite horrible and may cause permanent mental and ocular
damage to the uninitiated (or just have common sense and style) as it borrows
heavily from Japanese harajuku and Korean popstars but doesnt look anywhere as cool.

If you are a lala male, you must join gang and walk around like big taiko
but ignore when people pass by you and start laughing, starve yourself so become damn fucking skinny, pierce ear several times, wear shirt with damn pink design or slogan with bad enggeris, and when you fail SPM you must make sure you dye your hair at least 10 different colors so there! One of the common symptoms are the urge of cam-whoring. This is done with one or more girls posing in some "cute" manner, often from a 45 degree angle to make their eyes looks bigger, and the classical bunny ears. They also wear colours you are not supposed to mix (if fashion police go to Sungai Wang for duit kopi can come out trillionaire), wear hand socks in fucking 50 degree heat, wear leggings (pink or purple to shock people), also t-shirt with stupid slogans, and finally must date only skinny lala guys because they got money to buy the fucking expensive lala clothes (the money comes from selling drugs for gang la, where else...)


If u can understand the whole thing u will find it funny xD. Its about the "LALA" in our country.



Soul